Responsibities of parents toward children

* TO SHOW LOVE AND CARE

* EDUCATE THEM

* GUIDE THEM IN THEIR CAREER CHOICE

* TO GIVE POSITIVE ADVICE

* TO CHOOSE A LIFE PARTNER FOR THE CHILD,
IF REQUESTED.

* TO KNOW THE CHILD'S PEERS AND DAILY
ACTIVITIES

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Our next speaker is a man who is outstanding in his field.I hate that phare 'a man who is outstanding in his field.' You don't know if he's a celebrity or a farmer. (Robert Orben)



This will be rather a short talk tonight and I want to thank three people for it.My partner,who took a 45 minute speech and edited it down to 30 minutes.My wife,who took the 30 minute speech and edited it down to 15 minutes.And my secretary,who took the 15 minute speech and lost it. (Robert Orben)


The renowned speaker was asked by the journalist,what was the most difficult work in his speaking profession-travel,preparation of addresses,interviews,handling questions or what.?

"Well," said the speaker, "my biggest problem is to awaken my audience after the Chairman of the meeting has introduced me."

distinguished speaker

Two countries claim the birth of our distinguished speaker-Australia and New Zealand. Australia claims he was born in New Zealand,and New Zealand claims he was born in Australia.

Undisturbed peace ever after.

Mark Twain once edited a paper in Missouri.One of his subcribers wrote to him;he had found aspider in his paper and wanted to know whether it meant good luck or bad.This is what Mark answered:

"Old Subcriber: finding a spider in your paper was neither good luck nor bad luck for you.The spider was merely looking over our paper to see which merchant is not advertising so that he can go to that store,spin his web across the door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever after."